Potato manifesto

April 21, 2011 § Leave a comment

The purpose of this manifesto is to declare my attitude concerning potatoes.
1. I always mind my own potatoes. I take care of them carefully.
2. I believe everybody should mind their own.
3. If you’re strongly interested in my potatoes, don’t try to dig them or ask anyone else to dig them for you. The punishment is inevitable.
4. If you’re still strongly interested in my potatoes, you can watch them through the fence if you like. You can watch them grow because they grow extremely well.
Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

What’s this?

You are currently reading Potato manifesto at Them there bird things.

meta

%d bloggers like this: