April 21, 2011 § Leave a comment
The purpose of this manifesto is to declare my attitude concerning potatoes.
1. I always mind my own potatoes. I take care of them carefully.
2. I believe everybody should mind their own.
3. If you’re strongly interested in my potatoes, don’t try to dig them or ask anyone else to dig them for you. The punishment is inevitable.
4. If you’re still strongly interested in my potatoes, you can watch them through the fence if you like. You can watch them grow because they grow extremely well.